The ultimate gas machine!

As the "D day" or the "P day" is nearing I am becoming better and better in putting lots of GAS...in short im becoming the "Ultimate GAS Machine"....thanks to all the application forms I am filling.....its just the starting of the application filling period and i am already bored of filling them.....Its not just me who is giving lots of GAS but even my potential employers with all their PPT's.....

its funny how some o them make their pitch in campuses....there is this confectionary comapny which positions itself as a "FUN" company and a company that puts a smile on everyones face...it seems that they are not in business to earn money but to make brands that people love....funny still is when the person who was presenting said that "we make brands that people love but not brands that people consume".....maybe i didnt understand the deeper meaning in such statements!

the best part of the ppts is the freebies that one gets during the presentations.....there are companies which give pens, some gives CDs, some give soaps, some give keychains with a blue LED in it....the above mentioned company sprayed the ppt room with chocolate bars.....

apart fro the freebies sometimes it is the presentations that sometimes catches ones attention.....there is this company which uses Comic Sans font and colourful cartoon pictures in its presentations.....there are some companies which run out of the campus because they did not prepare a structured powerpoint presentation....

there are companies which never miss an opportunity to flaunt the group's history and achievements.... it doesnt even matter to them that the audience has been listening to the same ppt for the last two years....

apart from all this i found time to make myself idle....here is a pic created by my idle mind....

Iam a god i can bend light! Diffraction!